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Howdy! Welcome to the website of The Weekly Beaver, Idaho's smallest rural newspaper. And possibly the handsomest! The mission of the Beaver is to cover the community events of Camas County, in particularly the goings-on in and around the county seat of Fairfield, a few miles from the base of the Soldier Mountains! A part of the Beaver's mission is to gracefully cover the activities of students at the Camas School system. In Camas County, raising kids appears to be our chief industry, followed closely by farming, outdoor recreation, and waiting to see what happens next! So far, it's working out okay!
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